Category: Discourse

  • Ceci n’est pas une post

    Please accept my apologies but there will be no WDTDS post for Monday, April 6, 2020. Be kind to yourself as you are to strangers for you are a stranger to someone else and you deserve kindness, too.

  • Dear Noxporium: How do you know you can trust an entity?

    Dear Noxporium: “How do you know you can trust an entity?” The short answer: You don’t.

  • Free Reading Queue & WDTDS Changes

    Now that things have settled out, the Free Cartomancy Readings queue now has ten slots. However, regardless of what weekday the request is submitted, the reading will be posted the first Saturday or Sunday following the request. The What Does The Deck Say posts will now be Monday through Friday only. The Contact Nox form…

  • A Vacation In Name Only

    Due to a series of flipped tables, the Etsy portion of Noxporium will be on Vacation Status for the remainder of the year. The daily What Does The Deck Say posts will continue, and I may open the free one-card drawing as time allows. I will still be available for technical questions, however until circumstances…

  • Dear Noxporium: Is there any way I can donate to you?

    Dear Noxporium: I have had many free cartomancy readings, which have I might add always contained highly accurate, and sometimes incredibly direct blows, to give a swift but knowledgeable kick up the backside. I would like to pay you for your services, as I am, alas, already long overdue with the gift I said I…

  • Get Your Civic Duty On

    I have my hands full with… stuff… today, so instead of pulling random cards and trying to make you feel better about things, I’m just going to say it plain: If you are capable of voting today, and you have not already voted, go vote. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go adult…

  • What Does The Deck Say? March 24 2016

    My apologies. There will be no What Does The Deck Say post for today, March 24th, 2016. The series will resume tomorrow. But if you must have something to chew on for today, consider this: Don’t count on backups you have not tested.

  • An Extended Hiatus

    A “nice break” has segued into a “required break”. While it was my hope to reopen Noxporium and offer readings again today, certain events have prompted me to extend the pause to Monday, October 5th, 2015. In my absence, I ask that you all be kind to yourselves, as you are kind to strangers, especially…

  • Be Back In A Bit…

    Noxporium will be closed for the rest of the week. Shenanigans are scheduled to resume by Monday, September 28th, 2015. Feel free to leave interesting and unusual messages in the comments below.

  • Closed until June 22nd, 2015

    Noxporium will be taking a 2 week break. The website and the Etsy will remain viewable, but no new post will be made and no reading requests will be accepted until June 22nd, 2015.