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Category: Discourse

  • Ceci n’est pas une post – September 15, 2023

    Nothing like a little technical difficulty to dismantle one’s plans for the day. Whatever alibi you create is entirely up to you. Be creative.

  • Ceci n’est pas une post – September 1, 2023

    It is with regret that there will be no What Does The Deck Say post for September 1, 2023. As such, your duty for the day is to create the most ridiculous, yet believable, alibi for whatever shenanigans you decide to get into. Good luck.

  • Ceci n’est pas une post

    Because reasons, there will be no What Does The Deck Say post for Friday, August 11, 2023. There will be a modicum of advice: Don’t wait until the last second to do the thing. If you do it right, it will always take longer than the time you had allotted. If you do it in…

  • Ceci n’est pas une post: July 12, 2023

    Due to (mostly) unforeseen shenanigans, there will be no What Does The Deck Say post for July 12, 2023. So, whatever you get up to today, make it fabulous, remarkable, and completely true to you.

  • Ceci n’est pas une post

    There is no What Does The Deck Say post for June 16, 2023. If you get up to any shenanigans, make it worthwhile.

  • Ceci n’est pas une post: May 2, 2023

    Because reasons, there will be no What Does The Deck Say post for May 2, 2023. But if you must have something to wrangle with today, consider what is the difference between the application of the Stop Card, and when a consultation is not available in the first place.

  • Ceci n’est pas une post: May 1, 2023

    Unfortunately, there will be no What Does The Deck Say post for May 1, 2023. But if you must have something to wrangle with today, consider what is the difference between the application of the Stop Card, and when a consultation is not available in the first place.

  • Ceci n’est pas une post

    Due to circumstances that were foreseeable, and yet unavoidable, there will be no What Does The Deck Say post for June 30, 2022. Please accept my apologies. Go forth and be the chaos you want to see in the world, today.

  • About The “What Does The Deck Say” & “Three Random Cards” Posts

    Each weekday you can find a post titled “What Does The Deck Say” or “Three Random Cards” followed by the calendar day of posting. The post features three cards from a cartomancy deck followed by an interpretation of those cards. Many subscribers use the post as a general forecast for their day even though the…

  • Ceci n’est pas une post

    Unfortunately, there will not be a What Does The Deck Say post for August 2, 2021. You are encouraged to stir up your own shenanigans as best fits your circumstances.