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  • Three Random Cards: October 31, 2025

    Three Random Cards: October 31, 2025

    Today’s cards: 7 of Roses, Black Joker, & 5 of Feathers. Unexamined devotion, though it may burn with the truest of intentions, can consume its wielder like any unchecked wildfire. Examine your motives and actions today. What is it that you are so loyal to, that you are willing to be the fuel for its…

  • Three Random Cards: August 27, 2025

    Three Random Cards: August 27, 2025

    Today’s cards: 4 of Hearts, Priestess, & Red Joker. You have been told to keep it to yourself for the sake of the family. And for now, you have. But if the matter won’t leave you alone, then it’s time to talk about it with some of the elders. And if the elders would rather…

  • Three Random Cards: July 4, 2025

    Three Random Cards: July 4, 2025

    Today’s cards: 3 of Bones, 10 of Bones, & Red Joker. It feels like this terrible business is going to go on forever, but it won’t. Yes, it sucks hard right now and feels terrible right now and you’re doing everything you can to be a responsible adult right now and none of that feels…

  • Three Random Cards: June 27, 2025

    Three Random Cards: June 27, 2025

    Today’s cards: Joker, (unknown), & (unknown). When using (poker) playing cards, I use the Joker as the Stop Card for any card reading using at least three cards. As the Joker is the first card on the table for this reading, no further cards will be uncovered. Go forth and make your destiny according to…

  • What Does The Deck Say? February 20, 2025

    What Does The Deck Say? February 20, 2025

    Today’s cards: 2 of Hearts, Red Joker, & 6 of Diamonds. You’ve been wondering if that person is into you as much as you are into them, and well, it’s been one big mystery hasn’t it. Instead of trying to ask around them by interrogating their friends or inspecting their purchases, what about just sitting…

  • What Does The Deck Say? January 3, 2025

    What Does The Deck Say? January 3, 2025

    Today’s cards: 6 of Crystals, Red Joker, & 2 of Crystals. As the first Friday of the year winds down, you may find your plans winding up. Don’t panic. You still have the last word about what to do. Get some trusted advisors, be they friends, family, or coworkers, and examine the options that are…

  • What Does The Deck Say? October 2, 2024

    What Does The Deck Say? October 2, 2024

    Today’s cards: Cavalier of Hearts, Red Joker, & 2 of Hearts. You want it, but no one but you knows just how bad you want it because you have been laughing it off as a “mild interest” to others all this time. Today, have a sit with yourself and explore why you want it, and…

  • What Does The Deck Say? June 21, 2024

    What Does The Deck Say? June 21, 2024

    Today’s cards: Queen of Diamonds, Black Joker, & 6 of Clubs. It is a big gulf between being told what to do with your life and going out to make of your life what you want to do with it. There are a lot of unknowns involved and no small amount of discovery, joy, and…

  • What Does The Deck Say? May 3, 2024

    What Does The Deck Say? May 3, 2024

    Today’s cards: Joker (Red), (unknown), & (unknown). For playing card decks that include at least one Joker card, I treat that card as the Stop Card. As such, since a Joker is the first card on the table, there will be no reading of the remaining cards. You are on your own, so go forth…

  • What Does The Deck Say? March 22, 2024

    What Does The Deck Say? March 22, 2024

    Today’s cards: Ace of Spades, Black Joker, & 9 of Clubs. You won’t know what’s going on until it’s all said and done, but right now all you know is that things are scary and wild and the only thing anyone knows for sure right now is that no one knows a damn thing. The…