Dear Noxporium: “How do you know you can trust an entity?” The short answer: You don’t.

Dear Noxporium: I have had many free cartomancy readings, which have I might add always contained highly accurate, and sometimes incredibly direct blows, to give a swift but knowledgeable kick up the backside. I would like to pay you for your services, as I am, alas, already long overdue with the gift I said I…